Talk about your classic screw ups.

Larry Zierlein is just entering his first year on the job as offensive line coach for the Pittsburgh Steelers of the NFL. And guess what? The team hasn’t even played a game yet and he is already screwing up. That’s because he has had to apologize recently for sending an “inappropriate e-mail” to a ton of unintended destinations.

It seems Mr. Zierlein received an e-mail attachment recently from a friend in the organization that contained a pornographic video clip. Instead of savoring it and keeping it to himself, this bonehead used his team-issued laptop to forward it on…only he accidentally sent it to a few high-level team employees. Oh yeah, and the Commissioner of the National Football League, Roger Goodell.

Busted!

So, yeah, Larry Zierlein has had to apologize now.

“It’s hard because I made an inexcusable mistake,” Zierlein said. “It was hard first for the organization…. and my family, for what they’re going to have to hear.”

No, Larry, it wasn’t hard for the organization or for your family. It was hard because you are a dirty old man who just received his first sex video in an e-mail. Boy oh boy!!

But like all people caught in a crazy situation, Zierlein makes it worse by lying. Larry, why didn’t you just delete the file?

“It was 100 percent unintentional,” Zierlein said. “I’m not very good at these machines and I hit the wrong button. There’s nothing else to say, no other explanation.”

Yeah, you hit the wrong button all right. Idiot.

But it’s cool, Lar. I’ve got a piece of advice for you. Next time you get a hot piece of porn in your inbox and your erection lasts for more than 4 hours, DO NOT forward the e-mail. Consult your doctor instead. Jesus, man, haven’t you seen those commercials?