If I told you that Jason Wahler was arrested in Washington this past weekend, would you:

A) Think how horrible it must be to get arrested?

B) Say to yourself “Damn, the Wahler-meister is at it again!”

or…

C) Wonder who the hell Jason Wahler is?

If you answered C, well, you and I were in the same boat. I had no idea who he was either. But I did a little research and came up with some answers, which I am happy to share with you now.

Wahler is a douchebag. He is also the “star” of several “reality” shows on MTV: The Hills and Laguna Beach. I’ve never seen these shows myself, so I can’t say with certainty the level of douchebaggery the players maintain. However, I do seem to recall “The Soup” on E! making fun of them. And dammit, if Joel McHale does it, so will I.

But not today.

No, today I am just going to report the news of what happened with Jason Wahler in Washington this weekend. Well, and maybe make fun of him, too. But just a little.

It seems as if Mr. Wahler can’t hold his liquor well. The Seattle police were called to respond to a fight between Wahler and an unidentified man. When hotel security tried to break up the fight, Wahler punched one of them in the mouth, ran from the hotel, then returned a short time later. Drunken douchebags just can’t think straight, I guess.

Police arrived on the scene and found Wahler, who was described in their report as “very intoxicated,” passed out in a hallway on the third floor. When Officer DePina tried to take him into custody, the “reality” “star” became very upset and called the officer a “Nig**r,” a “fa*got” and, charmingly, a “poor fu*k.” Gosh, he sounds like a real prince.

Furthermore, Wahler is also reported to have told Officer DePina that “he (Wahler) was rich and would have his (DePina’s) ass.” Then, threatening him again, said, “Come down to L.A. county and get your ass kicked.”

Jason Wahler, who was later booked for criminal trespassing and assault, was described in the report as “belligerent and hostile.” Gee, ya think? This was his fourth arrest in nine months.

Well, I hope the guy cleans up and stays off the drink. It’s obviously not something he can handle. For his sake, I pray this is the last time he has to be arrested. But it probably won’t be. However, even if it is, he might never spend another night in jail, but something tells me he’s going to be a douchebag forever.

MORE INFO:

TMZ.com - Wahler

TMZ.com - Laguna Beach Star Arrested Again