So this is a story that I read about a week ago, but felt it bore repeating here. It involves “Blues Traveler” front man John Popper who, while perhaps not someone who gets a ton of babes, is, in fact, a douchebag.

It started last Tuesday on Interstate Highway 90 when a black Mercedes SUV that Popper was a passenger in was pulled over for going 111 mph. When Washington State Patrol Officers smelled marijuana, they brought in a police dog to search the car. Aside from a bit of marijuana and related paraphernalia, they also came across hidden compartments which allegedly contained four rifles, nine handguns and a switchblade knife.

When asked why he had these weapons, Popper indicated that he wanted to be ready in case of a natural disaster.

Yes, John Popper, the harmonica playing front man who belted out the hit “Run Around,” is going to save the world. With only a rifle, a handgun and a tune, he will surely rescue us all.

What a friggin douchebag.