The title here says it all. When you’re talking about Tom Cruise, people automatically know you’re talking about a huge douchebag. And guess what? He always lives up to expectations.

Take this most recent news byte, for example. Katie Holmes, his lovely wife, will soon begin shooting a new film called “Mad Money.” It will be good to have some time to focus on her career after the whirlwind of weirdness that has been following her and Tom, right?

Wrong.

All reports indicate that Tom not only chose this film for Katie (allegedly because there is no “love interest” for her in the script) but also plans to accompany her to the set. Every. Single. Day.

Well, isn’t that nice? I hope her cast mates don’t look him directly in the eyes. Or talk about psychiatry. Or do anything else that might be considered “normal” or “human.”

After all, this is a guy who deals with aliens all day. He is above us all.